Dauphin Fails to Win Powerball

After 4 months of radio silence, reports trickled in about potential D.o.M. sightings at a 4 Square in Kelburn Village. The store owner says the man believed to be D.o.M. was “very unhappy, sort of.” The man in question had apparently bought a power pack of Powerball tickets, and out of 20 tickets only gotten one number correct. Like the adage says, “You can’t beat the house,” said store owner Mr. Rajev Patel. “He should know that. And that you also can’t go around yelling in stores. It’s uncivil, unprofessional.”